He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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