is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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