I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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