So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I am one with the molecules
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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