Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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