he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
