After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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