you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
