don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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