4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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