Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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