this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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