wanna go halves on a baby?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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