Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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