I cannot find my penis.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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