Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
jump out the window naked night went bad
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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