Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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