White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
