how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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