sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
it hurts more in the daytime
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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