I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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