did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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