There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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