did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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