so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize