My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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