Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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