how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.