Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day