took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"