Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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