So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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