I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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