2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
