Moan for me like Helen Keller
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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