why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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