I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I need water and some morals
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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