Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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