wakey wakey hands off snakey
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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