So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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