so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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