I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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