Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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