I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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