Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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