Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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