the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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