super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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