I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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