what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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