My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Watching her eat just hurts me
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Boobs are out for the taking
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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