drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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