we're blogging at a bar
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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