In America we eat man semen.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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