: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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