i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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