p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
