Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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