if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
